I just nipped this memo off the fax machine of you-know-who:

"Acme don't want to do a jig, a bad thing, the issues that they raise are ones we were or were not aware of. If we were aware, a conscious or unconscious or semiconscious decision was made to address or maybe to not address, not clear on which is in play here or which perhaps is not in play here. To the extent we were or were not aware, it has to be a matter of time rather than desire, and time is dominated by the disintegration. And the disintegration is dominated by desire and desire is dominated by time. The bottom line is: to the extent we were not aware we should've been more aware."

Lordy b'Gordy if I could go back in time and do it all over I'd've gone to college or business school or something so I could talk like that. (Or at least understand it!)

Bertha? what on God's Good Earth is going on in your department??? I saw Kay and Derek sort of talking real close out in the parking lot. And I didn't have my "eyes" on but I could've sworn his hand brushed across her tush. I dunno maybe he was just brushing off some powdered sugar or something. You know I'm NOT one to spread gossip...but I'd keep a look on those two if I were you.

You know I worked my fingers to the bone (fingers. to. the. bone.) getting everything together for that damn bored meeting and Mr. Patel goes and sends out an email thanking Myron's "team" for doing SUCH a great job. TEAM? TEAM?? What team could he be talking about? I didn't see Bessie rolling up the baloney and putting little frilly toothpicks in them. I didn't see Benji on her hands and knees (although I hear that would not be uncommon for her) painting the "welcome bored members" sign. Oh excuse me... "Board Members" I'm sure I'll not live that one down for a while.
What's a girl got to do around here to get any recognition?

HAAAAAA!!!! It may have taken a year and a half but I finally got that fat ass Ron in I.T. fired!!!!!! That'll show him to put "controls" on us!!! This new guy is a push-over, one bundt cake and a little "accidental" flash of thigh and WE'RE BACK GIRLS! and don't it feel gooooood.