oh girls dontcha ever get to wondering if there ain't something better?

Tofu Pops? What in the hell? It is clearly another world over in Data Processing.

We do however see eye to eye on Mr. Goulet. What a treat it must have been seeing him in the flesh! I have a recording of him singing "You Light Up My Life" that I swear gets me all a twittering like a humming bird in a Honeysuckle field.

Gosh BettyJean I sure hope you get that little problem cleared up before the Picnic. We finally settled on a place. I talked the big Guy into pouring a little extra dough into it this year and..... we are going to have it at.....
STEVIE JOE PLISKIN'S HAPPY APPLE LODGE AND FAIRGROUNDS!!!
I know, I know I can hardly believe it myself! They've got a volley ball net there and horseshoe pits, you name it! They even have the hog pit pre-dug! We don't even have to bring our own hibachis. They got ones that are right there, permanant. This year promises to be the best employee appreciation picnic yet. Eddie Smalley and his barfing pig parts couldn't even ruin it.

Well my worst fear has come true. Not one Mr. Pibb. in the whole building. What's next? The Sani-Free machine in the ladie's room only stocking tampons?

I ask you when will the injustice in this place end? They took the Mr Pibb from the Soda Machine! And replaced it with DIET Mr Pibb. DIET??? Ooh I am spittin mad. First the Fresca's gone and now this. This is personal and you all know it! Now I'm going to have to go down to the 18th every time I want a little pop. At 6 cans a day, that's a big inconvenience. Oh no...that's if they didn't go and change that machine too! Be right back.

What a relief BJ, I didn't want to say nothing but I was afraid maybe you were having some sort of youth complex or something. I saw that tight dress with the staples and I thought you were trying out a punk rocker look. I was very happy to see you back to your sensible Dress today. I always tell you how I love seeing you in floral patterns. Is that a Jaclyn Smith?

Bertha, either it's real cold in your office or you like little Frankie a little more than you're letting on.